Advice from a Wild Turkey
Thanksgiving is upon us and the Martha Stewarts of the world are back to tell us how to have a delicious, gracious holiday. All of it is useless crap, folks. I’m going to clue you in to the REAL Thanksgiving tips you need to know. The last one is my secret go-to, sure-fire, undetectable tactic for avoiding awful relatives. Frozen Solid Your turkey is an explosive device. TL;DR: don’t put […]