Uncategorized

BHA35: The Hulkamaniacal Muscle Tornado & Bayou Jones (feat. Martin Ferretti)

todayFebruary 19, 2023

Background
share close
AD
AD
This week features the wrap-up of our introduction to โ€œThe League of Extordniary Gentlemenโ€ with two special guests: Muscle Tornado and Bayou Jones. And once again, my colleague Martin Ferretti fills in for me while Iโ€™m off solving extraordinary Indiana-Jones-esque ancient mysteries!
First we Tippyโ€™s Patsonโ€™s recruit, Muscle Tornado โ€” a โ€ spiritual warrior for Jesusโ€ that loves DMT, numerology, and Hulk Hogan. Not only is pro wrestling a very real sport to him with real consequences, it is literally the war of God and the Devil incarnate. These wrestlers, he argues, are the mortal totems that represent a warfare throughout the ages.
Next weโ€™ll meet Bayou Jones โ€” an old moonshiner mystic, one of Tippyโ€™s oldest friends, and a man who was allegedly raised by some kindly alligators. This interview is a bit shorter, on account of Bayouโ€™s incoherence from all crack cocaine he smokes during the chat. And if youโ€™re not on the Tippy Patson train yet, understand that this is a for sure super duper real group of dummies hanging out in the Florida Everglades, wrestling what theyโ€™re convinced are shapeshifting Illuminati gators! Thatโ€™s right โ€” theyโ€™re too stupid to be a cult but too organized to just be regular swamp people, and theyโ€™re always a fun time.
Lastly, with the time to spare I tell a story of some of my elderly step-uncles landing on an episode of Alaska State Troopers. Season 3, Episode 6: Madman Manhunt! Fast forward to the final story of the episode and youโ€™ll find them trying to steal scrap metal from the dump after dark, and I give you the details that the state trooper couldnโ€™t figure out. Itโ€™s this and more insanity this week.
And donโ€™t forget to listen to Black Hoodie Alchemy #14, 30, 32, 33, and 34 for the rest of The League of Extordniary Gentlemenโ€™s escapades!
ย 
And this weekโ€™s featured music is nearly all from my homies, Negative Blast. Theyโ€™re an amazing mash of the melodic and beatdown qualities that you find on both ends of the punk rock spectrum โ€” and they keep it old school. I really love what theyโ€™re doing.
AD

Written by: Anthony Tyler

Rate it

Become an Outsider and stay up-to-date with all things fringe

Sister Music Station

Contact Us

AD
AD
0%