Secret Illuminati Numerology in the New FAST X Movie?

todayJune 22, 2023

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Black Hoodie Alchemy’s resident DMT explorer and numerology practitioner, Muscle Tornado, gives you some breaking news of his recent insights! After watching the new FAST X movie, ol Muscle has some very provocative ideas about Vin Diesel’s effect on human consciousness, and the implications that the Fast Franchise has on our collective destiny!

Watch his brief video investigation right here!

For those unfamiliar with this character, Muscle Tornado is a Cali bro that loves DMT, Hulk Hogan, numerology, and bow-hunting (as in hunting decorative bows for sport). He also has a dozen children that he never seems to talk to, claims to be an impressive WarGames-style computer hacker, and also claims that the Bible explicitly states that eating apples is a sin.

For more of Muscle Tornado and the League of Extordniary Gents, check out Black Hoodie Alchemy 14, 30, 32, 33, 34, 35, 38, and 43!


Written by: Anthony Tyler

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