‘Tis the season for tons of articles and recommendations about “the perfect gift.” We gathered up a bunch of Santa’s DMT Elves from the corners of the Fringe offices and asked them for recommendations.
The Facebook elves beat us to the punch this week. One of my clean-living family members was surprised when a vibrating cock ring showed up in his Facebook feed. I didn’t believe him until I saw the screenshot. Technically, you COULD hang it on the tree as an ornament…?
I bought myself a custom-designed and insanely cool Tarot Deck that’s been on my Etsy wishlist for a year. Thank you, Santa-Self!
Disclaimer: some content is NSFW, some satire, but most are real live products. The Elves are just having some Yuletide fun…and of course, plugging the station just a **little!**
Fringe.FM Swag & Events:
You do NOT want to miss our New Year’s Eve Fringe.FM Art Fest! With digital lounges, art, and a whole bunch of fellow partygoers, this is going down as the best damn NYE party in the multiverse. When Alex Exum is hosting, you know it’s going to be a banger. Get your tickets here!
A little more pricey, but so, so, so worth it: Magick on the Mountain with our own Joe Rupe, the Grimerica Guys, Greg Carlwood, and many other like-minded seekers. Mount Shasta will NEVER be the same!
Need something a little more affordable, but still cool AF? You and yourn will be stylin’ and profilin’ when you sport exclusive Fringe.FM swag and art from the station and our live, on-air hosts:
Shift Happens : The elves heard a rumor is that GG and JP have restocked their t-shirt supply recently…
Jess Rogge doesn’t have a shop (yet) – maybe if we all ask pretty please, she’ll design some fan threads? I know I’d wear a Rogge Report shirt all over town!
Alex Exum Shop – totally unique art
Don’t forget to check out our podcast partners, too!
Trippy Hippie Stuff
Mysterious World:
Kid’s Bigfoot Hunting Kit – with Scat Bag!
Spiritual / Health:
Guided Meditations w/ Joe Rupe
Kabbalah, Magic & the Great Work of Self Transformation: A Complete Course
Meditation and Spiritual Gifts
**VERY** Affordable & Awesome Online Yoga and Meditation
Sexy Stuff
Mankini (Only “Slightly” Used…)
Happy Holidays!
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, or nothing at all, we wish you a safe, happy, peaceful holiday season and a prosperous New Year.
We have one last adult gift suggestion that we hope will give you a chuckle. Here’s the ULTIMATE kink gift – and it’s returnable!
What’s the craziest gift you’ve received or given? Let us know:!
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